Warning : The following is a HUMOR piece. It is not news. It is meant in good fun.

Dear Clay,

So I hear from the Houston Chronicle you saved Jericho! Congrats! I just wanted to send you my personal thank you for you hard work. Saving a TV show takes a lot of work, more than any normal person could possibly accomplish in one day! With your touring and recording schedule, you must be some sort of superhero!

I mean, between inspiring your Claymates to come up with that brilliant Nuts to Jericho campaign, posting to and moderating at least a half dozen Jericho communities, buying all those nuts to send to CBS, oh and editing those fan videos and calling Nina Tassler, I really want to know where you found time to sleep. I know I spent countless hours on the phone and internet, and I didn't do HALF of what you did!

Although, since your Claymates (Can you come up with a better fan name? That one is kinda creepy) did most of the work and spearheaded this movement, I guess this means that now the secret is out. Xwarp, Point4zero, Callisto925, myself and all the mods here at JRP as well as Core Command and the other boards leaders are really screaming 20 year old Clay Aiken fans. Thanks for blowing my cover, man! We wanted to maintain some respectability here!

So, since our cover is blown, and you claim Claymates can do anything. what do we do next?
World Peace?
Cure for Cancer?
Get MTV to stop running countless hours of My Super Sweet Sixteen?

With love,
Your not so number one fan,
Lilith